as stated in at least twenty places on this site, the creator of this site is beanbottles. things you can call me in order of preference are: the full title, bb, bbottles, bottles, bean, whatever. i picked the thing closest to me years ago when making a new ao3 account (bean bottles on my pokemon ultra sun game, open on my 3ds), and rolled with it; didn't fully consider how the mild uwu-cuteness of 'bean' would not suit me fully, but here we are. beaned and bottled up.

//pronouns: i don't care; feel free to kin-assign me pronouns thanks

//age: if i were an ant i would 100% be dust by now; if i were an oak i would be but a seedling

//languages: english (my beloved), russian (fluent, but i don't know Words), japanese (not by choice), html lol

//things i enjoy: some media (video games, anime, homestuck lol) writing, drawing, the meta-presentation of media, learning stuff, teaching stuff, ignoring tourist attractions and instead looking through fragments of daily life, reading through reddit threads and rebuking dumb points out loud (and not commenting bc who cares lol)

//most common facial expression: a toss-up between >:D and ╮(︶▽︶) ╭

//mbti: entp; i don't necessarily put any worthwhile stock into this, but i think if you want to get an overview of my hypothetical mental framework, then just read a paragraph or two of this and then un-edgy-ify it, because i am not a chuuni or a Joker From Batman We Live In A Society. not anymore

//star sign: no thanks

//blood type: huh

//classpect: (lol) (lmao) knight of mind (used to say "of light" but tbh i've accepted it...i've changed it from light to mind...i've reached the fifth and final stage of grief and admit i see more of my brain in the cringe :nerd_emoji: aspect...)

//i am sure, looking at this entire site, my personality is quite self-evident tbh. a bit of the self exists in all of one's creations after all, but... ...maybe not completely self-evident. because, despite how it may look, i am not an edgy person! (kinda) i love joy and happiness and fun! however...i do love the aesthetics and vibes of Edge and i ironically-unironically-semi-genuinely-'while-laughing-at-it-and-also-with-it' listen to edgy songs and look at edgy art and wear edgy clothes...yeah :) i could write a whole thing on this. red and black and skeletons and snakes and blood and anime-villain-laughing my loves