21:05

gets out nintendo switch, plugs it in and lets it charge for the 40 minutes it needs to turn on after half a year of being out of battery, connects it to new wifi for the first time in ages, updates the year-outdated mynintendo app, all just to grab the current splatoon nameplate background with fairy bread on it. immediately powers it off for its hibernation again

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actually goated designcheck the switch news or this tweet to get it

17:51

mosquito bite directly over a mole, causing it to suspiciously itch, swell, and grow red. these assholes are going for psychological warfare now too

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was ready to book a skin check

09:04

tfw you've made your bed and now you have to lie in it :skull:

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brushed my teethjust had a shower so my bathroom floor is wet and i can't go in there with my socks onkitchen sink is full of dishes and i refuse to spit in it when it's full(even though i know i'll wash them. whatever man)so i have to stand for a few minutes washing dishes with a mouth full of Cool and Spicy toothpaste

14:15

doing an exceptionally apt impression of a bored person opening, closing, and reopening a fridge in case there's something new inside these past few days by opening my website every once in a while in case i miracuously find something to add

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and it worked didn't it. here it is here's the addition.

11:10

saying "i'll get cuticle oil for my fingers since they're all hangnail-y" as if it's not exactly like putting a bandaid on an arm that's been sliced off. how about i stop picking at the skin on my fingers the second i have to stand around without something in my hands

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picking off a hangnail and having it cleanly and gradually peel off, the resulting area becoming neat and unpickable: i'm a god (delusion zone)picking off a hangnail and it starts to bleed: i'm going to kill myself (depression zone)these tags are in the twilight zone where i feel like lowkey a freak and weirdo for posting but also i feel like this is relatable to 99% of the human populationwtf do i even call these they aren't even tags

08:50

neo twewy is like if persona 5 was splatoon

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and if persona 5 was good send tweetjust kidding btw lol i haven't played p5. i just 99% of the time find turn-based games boring as hell

20:06

lowkey hate foamed soap. feels like getting someone's sloppy seconds. like pre-chewed food. treating me like i'm nothing but a baby bird, waiting in the nest, unable to even chew my own food, unable to scrub my hands together for approximately three seconds to form foam myself

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first update in three months and it's thisno i'm not back to updating don't sigh and 'oh look who it is :unimpressed_face:' yetbut holy hell i needed to get this one out there

13:31

animal crossing is a lovely game but every single time i get coffee my eyes zone in on the fact that once your character finishes drinking, they place the cup down without sliding it a little back to brewster. the poor guy has to reach over the counter with his poor little bird hand and grab it for your lazy ass. just push it a little. just a little slide. come on. game so cute and sweet and yet here i am feeling the headache of being a Customer irl

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been thinking about this since like wild worldfree me

01:25

person who would legitimately and genuinely prefer translated media to be presented in the format of heavily annotated and translator's-note filled linguistic gloss

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me if it wasn't obvious. me. please. no more translations.i KNOW translations and localisations can be lovely. i've read the "my little chickadee" book.but i've also played ffxiv. no more.

18:02

they need a collective word like 'slavic' but for people from australia and new zealand

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anzac lmao

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23:52

i hate no headphone jack i hate music with low-quality bluetooth earpieces i hate having to give my phone usb-c-to-audio charging-port bottom surgery every single time i want to listen to music

22:22

honestly watching videos that detail the cicada [Insert 4-Digit Number Here] arg/'iq test' thing really makes me think the whole thing is so surface-level. it's all simple ciphers and 'change file type haha' and unencode using a two-step program before pasting the link into oh-no-scary-and-terrifying-Dark-Web-wahhhhhhhh!. like, yeah, it would take some time to complete, but it's all stuff that seems harder than it is. all meant to be just simple puzzles to make wannabe hackers feel included. makes sense for what it turned out to be, i guess. lol.

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favourite part is where they're like 'we are only testing the smart past this point...don't share this with anyone...'as if the truly smart-person thing to do ISN'T to instantly share it to get more minds in on itbut no u don't get it...dark and scary lone wolf solving puzzles every 12-year-old gravity falls fan did for fun back in the day...i sound kind of annoyed here. maybe i am. i'm not really though; pretention is just one of the things i have no respect foralso i'm still mildly reeling in the disappointment at finding out how babygames the arg was :(

20:53

years ago, while random-site-searching on neocities (which i love because it scratches the wikipedia random-article itch so well) i found this one site that just had a bunch of letters and symbols in what was obviously a substitution cipher. i spent about one and a half hours in one of my most autistically-coded stupors yet, just sitting and deciphering the text. it ended up just being an extract from verne's 20,000 leagues, nothing special. it was all plaintext and clearly just a random copy-paste, but. well...it was fun...i tried finding the site a few years ago and i couldn't...i wanted to link back to it so bad...still think about it...

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i looked through my entire 'search:neocities.org' web history...nothingthe site was so Nothing it was probably deleted...but if ur out there...i think of you...i spent an hour of my life with your digital remnant, stranger...not even a special cipher or anything, just probably generated somewherebut something about stumbling onto it, sitting down, and solving it...we do not know each other but we are soulmates now...look at these dots...i am in my nostalgically-inclined-elder-reminiscing-while-feeding-pigeons era...

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21:32

also i wonder why the neocities default image that's included in every new site is the neocities logo but is a portrait of ingres

on the spanish version of the site

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21:37

also speaking of random neocities search. where else would i find stuff like this

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the writing advice here is genuinely incredible and is all stuff i think about actively while writing and moreand the way i clicked on a genuinely random heading and got blasted with the only overt homestuck reference in an otherwise Near-Completely Clean and Professional My Little Pony Fanfiction Document Site was nothing short of serendipity

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23:08

watching a video with rain sounds in the background while it's raining irl feels a little too plato's-cave-esque for my liking

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so chatty today by the waymay 5th gonna be half the page

21:38

catch me adding audio commentary to my shower routine as if i'm the couch member of an agdq panel anytime i need to shower quickly

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now this next part is really different to any normal playthroughs of showering; it's called the no complain stratit's where the runner performs four minutes worth of frame perfect imputs to avoid whining about the water being too hot or too coldthis bypasses the mechanic entirely, and even though it is difficult, it is very worthwhile, and is why this run is so specialstrat was only theoretical until today; we tried to tas it but the computers kept short-circuiting in the water

05:43

if you hear a voice in your head saying "stay up all night to reset your sleep schedule" that is the devil speaking. that is the devil speaking but sometimes even the most horrific monster makes some Points. so maybe. just maybe. you should listen. don't look at that timestamp please.

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it will work this time it really willgotta trust the process gotta let the cooking happen

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19:27

*sees charms for sale and needs to pick at most 2 of 8 to buy* i should do a homestuck character sorter that'll help me choose *ponders the consequences* hm no thanks and never mind that actually

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sometimes it's best to not have certified proof of who your favourite character isi don't wanna talk about it manand don't look at my site it's not who it glaringly seems to be. unfortunatelynot that i know who it is!! because i haven't done a sorter :)

03:46

okay this time break between messages here is kinda funny actually. all of the messages before the 23rd were backdated into this new format. yes it took ages. if i implement the haha funny tumblresque vanity-only tagging system it would say [#kill me i have to wake up at 5:45 tomorrow]

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kill me i have to wake up at 5:45 tomorrow28 APR 11:50 bb: hey look what i addedi'm having too much fun i thinktags don't do anything btw. i'm really just having too much fun with itall is as it should be

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18:40

they didn't have to make minecraft so dark by the way. why even get rid of all that gamma anyway

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i shouldn't have to get optifine to Be Able To Seenot gonna lie don't even know HOW to get optifine

04:19

just what are the <> brackets called.

[] are definitively 'square', and could be called that for two reasons: [] = square (two brackets together makes square), or [| = square (one bracket 'cut off' makes square). therefore, <> could be <> = 'diamond' or 'carat', or <| = 'triangle'. () would be either () circle or (| semi-circle brackets.

i'm more fond of triangle myself tbh.

...i've also seen <> = 'angle'. this imples that it is angle because of the fact that it has one angle. with this convention, [] square would be 'diangle', () bracket would be monocurve, and {} brace would be a monoangledicurve bracket. cool.

fuck it we can go further. i propose a new naming convention. it will be based on ranking the brackets as scores, as if it were mario party and we were competing in the tracing game with ( bracket as our goal. ( bracket is a 100% score, meaning 100/100= 1*bracket = bracket, so ( will be called a bracket.

square brackets get about a 90 for me in this lenient system, so theyre a .9bracket. i do not want to continue this. the bullshittery has gone far enough methinks.

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this isn't pseudo twitter anymoretoo much wording

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21:29

maybe i shouldnt make a html tips section. at this point i think thatd be like needing building demolition tips and going to an arsonist support group. like uh maybe youll find something but i think it'd be better for all of us if you didn't

19:06

venn triagram

17:42

yo i'm reading through my diary entries and twitter note things and this is some gourmet stuff man why isn't anyone bullying me into writing more

17:45

-- The Council of B.Bottles is writing to inform Readers, ("Readers", in this clause, referring specifically to beanbottles of the future post-16.12.2020, 5:45PM) that this is absolutely not an attempt by beanbottles to subtweet themselves in order to potentially encourge further writing.

20:00

when you think about it risotto nero's english stand name should have been "metal ichor"; it both sounds like metallica, and ichor is blood (not human blood but hey that's nor here nor there), which describes one of the main aspects of his stand which is pretty sexy. mostly because it sounds like metallica though and isn't dumb like "metallic"

01:34

apple vs samsung? xbox vs playstation? shut up about that are you an ancient greece or an ancient rome person

16:08

getting someone to beta and proofread your work? yeah i do that. *finishes writing and leaves the work untouched for days so i can use my goldfish memory to proofread it with fresh eyes*

00:37

it happens like once a month at this point but nothing is more terrifying than when i leave a google doc open, then forget about it, open another tab of the same doc, write a bit, and inevitably run into my own cursor and immediately have a heart attack, my brain instantly writing up a 3k word 2007core creepypasta about a haunted google doc

15:25

hate the fact that playtime on the switch only shows up after ten days. seeing "first played 10 days ago" change to "played for 45 hours or more" is something akin to a jumpscare

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00:10

small brain: playing hades for the amazing gameplay, good characters, beautiful artstyle, interesting story-

galaxy brain: playing hades to find dialogue to quote in fics

00:40

italian people: finally beat pluto on my 28th escape attempt! #PlutoGame

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00:37

nothing changes your life quite like seeing that gakupo's voice provider is gackt

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look i know it should have been obvious but cut me some slack ignorance was bliss

01:14

i "beat" hades after 22 runs ayyy but i'm still sticking to my word. YES i've seen the final boss obvs bc i got out of hell and got my boy to his mother but the story is not over yet (snake!) so i'm holding on to my four million iq nine-dimensional chess pay from a few days ago

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08.10.20 00:49 bb: okay after getting the true ending i can confirm there was no mega twist but hey what if huh

22:07

man zagreus hades is So Close to having that one faux-british-switching-to-slightly-american voice that i cannot stand (like joseph joestar english dub and inigo fire emblem) he's on such thin ice but i love him he's so good he gets a pass

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11:31

just found out that the "shadow realm" from yugioh is just an english dub only euphemism for death. 1. that's kinda disappointing not gonna lie, i thought it was like litereally a shadow realm and all that and 2. people DIE IN YUGIOH???

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00:55

okay hades conspiracy theory time: no spoiler warning because i don't know anything either spoiler for the fact there is sometimes a narrator in hades

the final boss in gonna be the narrator, right? i mean my only basis is that the game goes out of the way to make his presence a running joke. also, layer two: the narrator is probably like apollo because he's the only god who hasn't appeared. then again, the other gods haven't mentioned his existence at all so who knows maybe this is an au where apollo just doesn't exist. good riddance ngl All Of Art And Language Is Overrated right

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00:59

-- ah don't confirm if my god tier four thousand iq guess is correct or not i'll find out

13:48

a set of 100 business cards costs about $12 to print; about $0.12 per card. a set of 7 unofficial bts photo cards sells for $4.50 on etsy; about $0.65 a card. lads, i think i'm about to make marx real disappointed

16:36

forever jealous of people who have birthdays in february and december for their ability to write it out as a colour in hex form

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whats your birthdayoh you know this(< christmas btw)

00:35

why are classical composers literally so obsessed with putting like 70 bars of mid-tier filler into every song with banger intro and coda-to-ending sections

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11:39

british people be like minour

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american people be like obvios

09:45

watching a mossbag video and getting absolutely blasted, actually shot in the chest shotgun-style, on hearing "but i'm sure the upcoming hornet dlc will explain this". my ears had long forgotten the feeling of those words in that combination. video posted "5 yr ago"...yeah man,

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11:39

memorising the "lorum ipsum" text like people memorise digits of pi

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because it's called "lorum ipsum" those words are the equivalent of "3."; so me having "memorised up to 3 words in" means i know up to "amet"come on guys don't let the maths majors have all the fun

22:50

don't let the taste of sesame-seed-syrup-coated dango tempt you. don't be pulled in. no human alive can survive eating an entire pack of three

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typing from the afterlife o/ it's wild over here

12:34

a kid studying with his textbook open on his desk. a rotating floor fan nearby. him looking up every once in a while and seeing that the pages have been blown and flipped to the wrong section. him flipping back and then returning to study. it's like i'm there. it's like im watching sisyphus.

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put. put your pencilcase on it dude.if not for yourself do it for methis is what they mean when they say kids have no critical thinking holy hellmost fun i've had people watching in the library in a while to be honest

00:04

the 4chan wendys cheeseburger tulpa post but it's me on a weekday-night raid session and instead of hunger it's sleepiness and instead of a cheeseburger it's my warm and comfortable bed and instead of >feel better im >feel fucking sleepy

00:48

oh hell nah beanbottles is rewatching [Vinesauce Highlights] Vinny - Animal Crossing: New Horizons again to feel something

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03:05

when i was little (or to be honest up to just a few years ago) i thought lines like "under the light of a full moon" were an exaggeration. like how much difference could it make. turns out, lying in bed with something akin to a dim night light beamed directly against your shut eyes through the open window really alters your perspective of things

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i love it thoughso rare that it lines up to being both a full moon and at the right angle to do sobut it's great each time. the wooden bars separating the window panes leave dark shadows against the bright as hell light

21:15

going through an entire Process of trying to circumvent "inability to nest an iframe inside another iframe by default without a person selecting the inner-iframe's contents" through pulling a few semi-scuffed manoeuvres, only to suddenly decide to test nesting the iframes and having it work...

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i was seriously 100% sure it didn't let you have an inner iframe be open to a page by default?like even on my old about page, it doesn't workbut somehow the new page works? even across browsers and hard refreshes aplentyLeast Unstable Coding Experience TBHoh hold on edit at 21:30. it's because on the old iframe i had 'href' not 'src' as the defaultwonderful. so sure of myself with such a silly precedent

20:21

realise samsung notes has a built in pdf annotator. open random pdf to test. first annotation i make is "A merry little surge of electricity piped by automatic alarm from the mood organ* *i piped ur mom's mood organ last night lmao gottem beside his..."

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this is a lie but the truth is sometimes painfulbecause yes okay the first annotation was me highlighting the 'dick' in phillip k dick and writing 'lmao' next to it

07:04

locked in a saw trap to reconsider my stance on yaoi. start shipping the two random male strangers who are locked in the room with me instantly

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21:40

i may have just relearnt the basics of python and wrote a program that creates .txt files with code snippets and .html pages for my currentlylistening page...just input values and i'm set...maybe the future is bright after all

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going through my old python programs from high school is an exercise in whatever the opposite of self-care is'i have no cringe moments', i have been saying for years. i open one of those files. i rescind the statement immediately.

11:16

in minecraft peaceful mode you will know no hunger, but that also means you will know no taste of cake

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hashtag#deepyes i'm still watching through those bg audio mc longplaysand yes i'm a little delirious after staying up late last night

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21:28

every single time i try to think about what tablet to buy it's the same old song and dance. 'samsung tablet good for art' 's7 or s6' 'ebay samsung galaxy s7+' 'reddit samsung s7 s6 good for art'. lowkey about to walk into a random tech shop and legit buy the first one i see

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if anyone out there is reading this within the next two months...hey haha :)what samsung tablet would you recommend haha :)

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22:35

discord bot that replies to every typo with a wiktionary article linking to the correct spelling

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lowkey googling how to make a discord bot rnunless the word is receive in which case it links to this

00:28

having fun doing a crafts activity (drawing, writing, making beaded jewellry) but being unable to do it because after a while you do the same thing (make similarly-patterned bracelets, draw the same character) so it feels like "what's the point"

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'what's the point' is that it is fun. i understand this, and yet,also i really do use this like twitter sorry for spamming neocities feed. i can't be bothered deleting updates. please understand

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17:50

people against javascript calmly and carefully reconsider their stance on the issue upon seeing the absolute bullshit i'm pulling with my pathologic site

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i don't wanna talk about itmy commitment to both 1) presentation and 2) not wanting to learn js past the basics are culminating into Something Special

00:01

youtube please never recommend me videos ever again. just spent about 1.5 hours making a bead bracelet because i got hit with the two-hit combo of "wow cool

videos

" and "huh i think i have random beads at home from years ago"

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turned out hella pretty thoughwent with a really simple design on account of having both the world's tiniest beads and world's fray-iest stringbut looked good. work with what you have and all thatall this to say, by the way, that. I Don't Wear Bracelets. so.uh.yeah.

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18:44

[unrelated to above] hey guess who spent $18 on beads

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21:49

inflicts you with this image

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heard of gif now hear of jay-pheg

00:06

no really i love fandom wikia. it is so helpful. where would i be without it. i needed to find an example of an internet-based ad for an assignment so i went to a wikia, turned off my adblock, and was done in record time

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22:54

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT NERO-ARM-TEARING-OFF DAY YESTERDAY

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it's okay i'm in time for v's birthday thoremember to leave out your dust pans for the boy </3

20:30

i may be playing into google's filthy little hands by using chrome but at least i have -webkit:scrollbar

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will say firefox's default scrollbar looks nice as hell thoughbut why so thick

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21:34

going through my wiki bookmarks so i can add them to my page and can't believe pipe organs are wind instruments. you've heard of flutes. now hear of like 80 flutes strapped together. you've heard of pan flutes. now hear of. uh. A Big One Of Those

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is this a haha homestuck momentdidn't even realise it until now but holy shit i guess it is

20:37

if you're polite, courteous, always on time, and reply consistently, for every professional to semi-professional relationship you get a one-time get-out-of-meeting-free card in "sorry, something very sudden came up and i could not message you to warn and reschedule." (mysterious, effective; you're trustworthy and they accept it and move on). a recommendation is to save this for when you need it, and not use it up for when you accidentally sleep in until 2pm on a day with a 10am appointment, however,

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21:04

realising my site's bg of red tartan-ish repating gridlines actually miraculously matches the new ///'s i have here and there in the new theme. spending 30 seconds imagining that i am beaming the thought of "haha that's a nice pattern" through space and time to myself of 3 years ago who was making the website, in case i need to complete a mental timeloop or something, because it lined up a little TOO well

23:33

the palpable tension between me and the other site that likes the daily Osterley Campus Menu site updates

00:11

opened hades for the first time in a while bc i wanted to move on from one "beat up your dad and send him to hell" simulator to another and wow i can't play anymore i keep trying to use devil may cry controls. looks like we're sticking with only playing and replaying dmc for the time being huh

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06:38

How I Defeated My Father With the Power of Love

by Nero Devil May Cry

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Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realising that it is impossible to defeat my father with the power of love.

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Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

13:54

man i really would write and use this site more if i didn't talk to myself and use myself as an audience, therefore fulfilling my need to tell someone everything

01:11

oh god tripleqs channel is gone again. nuclear winter. party rock apple. many more. youtube please stop sucking. its okay itll be back sometime probably and there's a fileshare with all of the mixes but,

02:49

if there was a zombie outbreak, think about it. zombies are still semi-living, meaning they still have bodily functions. if, perchance, was a zombie to just happen to pee anywhere in the vicinity of a river that supplied a small settlement with water, they'd have a chance for infection, right? i don't think enough zombie apocalypse writers consider zombie piss

20:26

"wow, editing writing that's already there and making bad writing better is so fun and easy, i should just write things badly the first time and edit it!" i say, absolutely not doing that and listening to my hands when they tell me to write well the first time or die

01:15

actually that's an interesting idea. maybe i should make pages for the fan fics i've written. like not just a "here's the stuff i've written" thing (that's what ao3 is for) (well maybe i'll make that anyway sometime) but maybe like an individually-designed page for each with a nice display and pretty backgrounds to get the Zero People Reading Them There in the mood. i might do that actually

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i somehow, through my great overuse of filler words, managed to both start and end that thought with "actually" i'm actually [edit: no way.] a bit impressed

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01:10

for my neocities 20 follower big bash bonanza :b:arty let me sit in silence contemplating exactly what it is that my site offers other people brb silence starts now

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idk i look through personal sites all the time but they all have really nice designs or a lot of interesting shrines/pieces of writing. i guess it's interesting seeing that maybe i have something that others see some value injust you guys wait for my 20 page manifesto on why chaos is the best character in hades now this is what all of you came here for i'm sure

23:23

do you think there are only as few bar-shaped foods as there are because people value their dignity/need to not eat dick-shaped foods over the utility of food that is objectively easier to eat

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i know this is not the case but what if it was

23:49

drawing in the pressure test area for tablet pens just hits different. never do my lines come out as smooth as they do there

00:13

this fake twitter thing came in handy after all, considering nintendo just announced minecraft steve for smash and literally destroyed twitter--i see mario get smashed through a cubic-looking wall and i go to scream, and then scream louder seeing that twitter isn't working because everyone else went to do the same thing

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twitter really needs to like. communicate with nintendo before these things huh

01:52

*aggressively adds hades to "actively enjoyed games" section after starting it and immediately playing it for three hours straight*

22:25

"i really wanna make a website! imagine the possibilites! all the text formatting and display options..."

*makes text-heavy site with like. no formatting or image embeds*

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21:30

i wonder what the climate is like here when it comes to following and unfollowing sites. is it strict-ish like twitter? i haven't been around long enough to have the complete read on the room. if the "strictness" is the case, don't worry about that with me; i'm making this site primarily for myself, so feel free to unfollow at any time. don't feel pressured to follow back either we're chill here.

that being said, if you do wanna be Internet Friends (aka if you read my interests and wanted to scream about something") hmu we can be buds if you want

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19:33

just saw how much better than ao3 the site ficbook.net is and i'm about to start actually learning to use russian beyond basic comprehension

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16:15

wow i just noticed that the name [synonym for strike, smack, blow]+ler got just completely censored from the music section, in the song "pumpkin party in sea ____'s water apocalypse". honestly not that big a deal, more interesting than anything huh