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FILE: INTERVIEW NUMBER 3

INTERVIEWER: SOME LOSER

INTERVIEWEE: "BEANBOTTLES"

DATE OF INTERVIEW: 02/06/2023

LOCATION: IN YOUR WALLS

BEGIN INTERVIEW #3 TRANSCRIPT: [00:00:00]

[SOUND OF TAPE RECORDER ROLLING]

BB: [and] that's why, when we take this new definition we've arrived at, if the lady from the bee movie wanted to take things further--even though barry is a bee--it would not, fundamentally, [be]

[SOUND OF SOMETHING HITTING DESK]

BB: woah, calm down. what is it?

INT: WE'VE STARTED. AND THIS TIME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STAY ON THE DAMN TOPIC?

BB: okay, firstly, i said to calm down. secondly, [sure]

INT: [AND] TALK NORMALLY.

BB: what, you mean...I SHOULD TALK LIKE THIS? I THOUGHT YOU SAID I [COULD]

[SOUND OF THROAT CLEAR]

BB: FINE. GO ON THEN.

INT: NOW THEN. NAME.

BB: WE JUST WENT OVER THIS. TWO TIMES!

[4.2 SECONDS SILENCE]

BB: CAN'T YOU JUST EDIT TOGETHER THE DIFFERENT CLIPS?

[6.3 SECONDS SILENCE]

BB: OH, COME ON, IT WOULD NOT BE THAT HARD. THESE ARE THE BORING QUESTIONS. GET TO THE GOOD ONES! IN THE FIRST ONE WE HAD SOME PRETTY [OKAY]

INT: [YOU KNOW], ACTUALLY

[INTERVIEWER STATEMENTS REDACTED BY REQUEST OF INTERVIEWER]

[2.1 SECONDS SILENCE]

BB: FINE. AT LEAST WE BOTH AGREE, I GUESS. JUST ASK THE QUESTIONS.

[SOUND OF AUDIBLE SIGH]

INT: LET'S START WITH GAMES. WHAT'S A VIDEO GAME YOU ENJOY?

BB: SEE, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. IF YOU JUST LOOKED AT THE VIDEO GAMES [PAGE]

INT: [NO.] ALSO, I TOLD YOU TO TALK NORMALLY. NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

BB: FINE.

[2.7 SECONDS SILENCE]

BB: ARE [YOU]

INT: [WAS] THAT WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME?

BB: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LAST TIME? LAST INTERVIEW?

[3.4 SECONDS SILENCE]

INT: NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. [0.4] I DON'T THINK.

[2.4 SECONDS SILENCE]

INT: NEXT QUESTION.

BB: [0.2] right. [0.3] I MEAN, SURE.

INT: TELL ME ABOUT AN ANIME YOU ENJOY.

BB: OKAY. if anyone is reading this im not done! avert thine eyes pls x