INTERVIEWER: SOME LOSER
INTERVIEWEE: "BEANBOTTLES"
DATE OF INTERVIEW: 02/06/2023
LOCATION: IN YOUR WALLS
BEGIN INTERVIEW #3 TRANSCRIPT: [00:00:00]
[SOUND OF TAPE RECORDER ROLLING]
BB: [and] that's why, when we take this new definition we've arrived at, if the lady from the bee movie wanted to take things further--even though barry is a bee--it would not, fundamentally, [be]
[SOUND OF SOMETHING HITTING DESK]
BB: woah, calm down. what is it?
INT: WE'VE STARTED. AND THIS TIME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STAY ON THE DAMN TOPIC?
BB: okay, firstly, i said to calm down. secondly, [sure]
INT: [AND] TALK NORMALLY.
BB: what, you mean...I SHOULD TALK LIKE THIS? I THOUGHT YOU SAID I [COULD]
[SOUND OF THROAT CLEAR]
BB: FINE. GO ON THEN.
INT: NOW THEN. NAME.
BB: WE JUST WENT OVER THIS. TWO TIMES!
[4.2 SECONDS SILENCE]
BB: CAN'T YOU JUST EDIT TOGETHER THE DIFFERENT CLIPS?
[6.3 SECONDS SILENCE]
BB: OH, COME ON, IT WOULD NOT BE THAT HARD. THESE ARE THE BORING QUESTIONS. GET TO THE GOOD ONES! IN THE FIRST ONE WE HAD SOME PRETTY [OKAY]
INT: [YOU KNOW], ACTUALLY
[INTERVIEWER STATEMENTS REDACTED BY REQUEST OF INTERVIEWER]
[2.1 SECONDS SILENCE]
BB: FINE. AT LEAST WE BOTH AGREE, I GUESS. JUST ASK THE QUESTIONS.
[SOUND OF AUDIBLE SIGH]
INT: LET'S START WITH GAMES. WHAT'S A VIDEO GAME YOU ENJOY?
BB: SEE, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. IF YOU JUST LOOKED AT THE VIDEO GAMES [PAGE]
INT: [NO.] ALSO, I TOLD YOU TO TALK NORMALLY. NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.
BB: FINE.
[2.7 SECONDS SILENCE]
BB: ARE [YOU]
INT: [WAS] THAT WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME?
BB: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LAST TIME? LAST INTERVIEW?
[3.4 SECONDS SILENCE]
INT: NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. [0.4] I DON'T THINK.
[2.4 SECONDS SILENCE]
INT: NEXT QUESTION.
BB: [0.2] right. [0.3] I MEAN, SURE.
INT: TELL ME ABOUT AN ANIME YOU ENJOY.
BB: OKAY. if anyone is reading this im not done! avert thine eyes pls x