okay let's do this. my name is--actually you know what? all of that stuff doesn't matter to me so i won't write it. a name is just a title, after all, bequeathed upon us by those who are wont to control our upbringing; you can call me whatever you want. probably bean or something because it's easiest even though honestly that name kind of annoys me but it's the name i chose a few years ago when making a new ao3 account to post fics without too much embarrassment so it's the name i'm sticking with.

actually nevermind being edgy and overdramatic takes up too much space we're going rapid-fire:

quick info


now we get into the juicy stuff



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